It apparently hurt so bad, he thought his nose was broken.
Wade recounts trying to do his Elmo impression while sneezing. Wade: It's not the cactus! It's a bird! I thought the cactus clubbed me! 
And just as things seem to be safe, the birthday boy gets attacked again. Wade laughs at him, only to be attacked himself two seconds later.
Mark starts getting harassed by birds while looting. He had but admits he only got three days in. Wade asks Mark if he'd actually tried out the game's super-difficult settings. He suggests that he could improvise a noisemaker to distract the zombies by putting the nails inside the can and throwing it. When daybreak hits, Wade announces he has a feather, a tin can, and a block of wood. The best part is, from Mark’s video, the viewer can’t see what’s happening to Wade. Cue him screaming in terror upon nightfall and dying after falling off a roof. Wade gets placed in an open field with no rocks. Mark spawns near a building, getting enough supplies to build a spear and some spikes. Mark apparently forgot to mention this beforehand, prompting Wade to freak out. The main gimmick of the episode (besides Wade’s birthday) is every night being a blood moon. WHAT HAPPENS IF EVERY NIGHT IS A BLOOD MOON?!Mark plays with Wade on his birthday. While he’s busy fighting them, Wade and Bob are in the background chatting. Mark finds a house containing copious amounts of loot and inevitably lots of zombies. Bob hops off the roof, forgetting about the spike traps. He calls himself brave, immediately after which Wade points out he’s using a torch and sprinting. After they kill the zombies on the sixth night, Mark heads out to check on the forge. As they fight off zombies and scream in terror, Wade just continues eating and remarking on the cookies. Wade replies that he's just going to eat Girl Scout cookies and pretend that his friends don't exist. Continuing the "ignoring Wade" gag, when Mark and Bob get rushed by zombies at night, they (falsely) claim that Wade never told them how dangerous the nights could be. His entrance startles Wade, who nearly wallops him in fright. Toward the end of the episode, Mark goes into the garage so he can build the forge. Mark pictures a snake that's as stiff as a board flopping around head over tail, which Bob says isn’t far off. He describes it as “floppity” instead of “slithery” and claims whatever mental image his friends have is correct. Bob finds one and gets legitimately freaked out, telling the developers they need to look at an encyclopedia. It returns a few minutes later while he’s dealing with a vulture. Bob goes after a coyote, which runs away. Mark: (Loudly singing to drown out Wade.) Wade: I thought maybe you were actually being a productive member of society. He eventually builds a small moat on Wade's suggestion to be more productive. 
As the title suggests, Mark spends a good chunk of the episode digging.At the end of this episode Wade invites them to check out the campfire he's built when they immediately refuse without a second thought, he says "Alright, fuck you, I guess."
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Throughout the series there's a Running Gag of Wade (who has the most experience with 7DTD) giving Mark and Bob advice, which they either ignore completely or dismiss while mocking him note The whole "Mark Slow" thing happened because Mark didn't listen to Wade explaining how the skill system works.Mark lampshades his pronunciations of "room" and "tutorial" ("rum" and "terterial").Mark says that he'll pay them back by coming up with his own insults, but his struggle to do so gives Bob the chance to suggest "Wade Smart" and "Wade Handsome", which Mark finds personally offensive.
Bob: You know what, I'm Mark Slow and I've gotta go.
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